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New Cosmetics Line for Children!

Written by Ann Pietrangelo on September 17th, 2008 in Linked Articles.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: In The Trenches Productions

Girl-Tox Cosmetics Introduces New Product Line for Children

Santa Monica, CA — September 2008 — Girl-Tox Cosmetics, an innovative new product line designed exclusively for children under age ten, is now available at a finer department stores near you.

At last, you can begin your daughter’s beauty regimen while she’s still in diapers! Ensure your little girl’s popularity and self-confidence now. Don’t take a chance on her future happiness! Stop those wrinkles before they appear! As your little sweetheart grows, you can solidify that fresh look with Princess Delusional Sealant, virtually freezing her face in time.

Read full press release here.

2 Responses to “New Cosmetics Line for Children!”

Diane J Standiford Says:
September 20th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Life goes by so fast. Is this really how we want to parent our daughters? How will these made-up girls treat other girls who see beauty within? (That is the beauty I would convey to MY daughter.)
Ann Says:
September 20th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Actually, the press release is a spoof — a tongue-in-cheek- look at society’s obsession with perfection.

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